Sunday, March 7, 2010

Tik Tok on the Clock! But the part don't Stop!

My status message, "Why is same sex marriage not legal in this country? I would be so much happier spending my entire life with the love of my life, K. Gosh... Distance is really making the heart grow fonder. *Sigh*"

Her reply, "Oh my God! I want you, NOW! You surprise me time and again. I Love you. I Love you. I Love you."

Her status message, "Wants L. Her laughter, smile, tears, love mean the world to K. Marry me L."

My reply, "I Do. (Background - And I now pronounce you woman and wife. You both may now kiss.) *SMMMOOOOOCCCHHHIIIEEE*"

I call. She answers.
"I Do."
"I Do too."
We burst into what I would call a fit of laughter.
"Gosh L. We must really get married."
"I swear. We would never get bored of each other. Have so much fun together. And be like the best couple ever."
'Men are very boring anyway."
"Also, you know I can not stay with one man all my life."
"Nor can I. We must seriously get married."
"I was so desperately calling you last night."
"Sorry baby. I was asleep. It was 3 when you called."
"LOL. Yeah. But guess what?"
"What?"
"I was talking to HK last night and we got all so when are you coming to this place and stuff and he was like I am coming soon. My girlfriend is there. IMAGINE!!! My heart broke into pieces. I have been crushing on this fool since SCHOOL. I feel like such a loser. It is like donkey years. When would I get over him?"
"LOL. Who?"
"Some really ugly chick from our school itself. IMAGINE! I mean if he really had to date our school junior, I was fucking there!"
"I think you should tell him."
"Well, last night I was just so fucking bored that i thought I will finally tell him about this crush that I have had on him for like forever but then this stupid conversation about his girlfriend started and I wanted to shoot myself."
"Trust me L, remember how much I crushed on SN. The moment I told him I want to date him. I have not answered his calls since that day. I was over him."
"So telling him means me getting over him?"
"Maybe he getting interested in you. He is in a long distance with an ugly weird girl. Ofcourse he will break up."
"LOL. But this crush is just so much fun."
"Yeaah."
"We should be together I am telling you."
"I honestly think we will end up living with each other. Cause no man would want to live with me."
"K, Like we can tolerate the men in our lives for too long?"
"LOL! I Love you L."
"Yes baby I Love you too."
"But do you really not like my boyfriend?"
"I have not met him since you started dating him, K."
"Come on. He is just so cool. He is nice. He is a dentist. Plays the guitar. Is getting his belly pierced. Wow! And what else?"
"K! What else?"
"Yeah like what else are his qualities?"
"How the hell am I supposed to know?"
'Make some up to make me feel good."
"K! You two come here. I shall meet and judge him and then you shall get my approval."
"Oh! Please like him. He is really nice. I will tie him to a pole when you come here next."
"LOL. Cool.... Hey! Imagine Polygamy is not an issue with us too."
"Yeah. We shall easily get our lays here and there."
"Exactly. And no issues with living with ONE MAN all your life. How the fuck do other women manage? Men are such a boring pain."
"Those women are fools. We can share ours."
"Hi5!"
"Hi5!"
"Gosh. We must start living together soon before I kill myself."
"No No L, you are not killing yourself."
"Obviously I am. I have broken up. Other men do not interest me. People I am surrounded with otherwise are choots and I hate my work. Argh. So fucking clueless about life."
'Baby, chill! This phase will go away in two months. Happens with everybody."
"Yeah. And until then I shall hide myself and drown myself in work and not see anybody's face."
"LOL. Like not see anybody's face."
'Else I will end up slapping the world. Most people annoy me to the core."
"Okay. Chill. I will be with you very soon. And we shall live together forever. As of now, I will go eat."
"Fuck! I hate you! I want to have mom made food too."
"I will cook for you."
"Pasta? And that daal?"
"Yes my love, with your curd, humus and rice."
"Now I am a happy girl. The way to your spouse's heart is through the stomach afterall."
"LOL. Love you L."
"Love you too. Muaah."
"Muaah."
"Bye."
"Bye."

Does life get better than this? NO FUCKING WAY! Nothing like having your girlfriends with you. And my best friend really does make my world go round. :) I Love you baby.

I am hooked to this chick party song. You just want to get dressed. Fight for the mirror. Share clothes make up shoes. Suggest Advice each other on the styling. Jump into the car with speakers pumping with loud music and hit the party scene having every guy ogle at you and you just have fun with your girls, all drunk. Listen Tik Tok by Kesha.



Love 'n' Peace.

Hugs.
Kisses.

30 comments:

Americanising Desi said...

oh come on darl!

even if there are only women left on the planet i aint getting married to a woman!

NO WAY!

Not even my best friend!

Dm said...

lol, what fun having a girlfriend who speaks the exact same language of your heart. happy friendship and love to you and K

hfm said...

Seriously, Kesha?

She brushes her teeth with Jack Daniels & sings about random sex with guys, yeah. I hate her songs, no offence intended- just hate how little kids sing her songs completely oblivious to what they're saying.

It's great having a best friend who's so in sync with you- my bestie's my yang to my yin, she's everything I'm not & it totally makes my world seem better when I have a conversation to her about my worries.

sulagna ™ said...

heyii beautiful have a superb day...aint no matter if its women's day or not...we always have tonens of reasons to worship ourselves..love to you and K.

Jack said...

L S L,

Where do you keep getting inspirations to write all such conversations? Hilarious.

Take care

Dej@vu said...

men no men..girls can and always will remain the soul sisters [..and not sisters too ;)]..

love and let love grow in all forms..
and happy wome's day!!

Ria said...

that was a sweet post!!u hav a great f i must say....but on a serious note...its still better to marry a guy! :D

sanely insane said...

hmm...u kno this wud make for an interesting show...i mean on the tv kind of show...u guys could not only live together but get rich doing that :P

ofcourse u'd have to leave india, but u'd be rich and in bahamas and together...

Harini said...

Your girl friends are always special but i would never marry one. It would just ruin the whole relationship if you ask me :P.

akd said...

Is that ur girlfriend or ur thought ??

Anyway nice and cool !!!!

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear AD,

LOL. Is all that I say taken that seriously?

It is just an exxaguarated way of expressing love. ;)

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Dm,

Well, that is when you can say, 'Soulmates'.

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear hfm,

It is not just Kesha. There are worst songs that kids sing without knowing what the hell do they mean. But the good thing is that the other kids do not know the meaning too, so when they sing, they all are just having fun. ;)

So, you just know what I am talking about. :)

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Sulagna,

I always do and shall continue living a happier and fun filled life.

Thanks. :)

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Jack,

Such is life. Everything around you inspires you. :)

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Dejavu,

LOL. Come on' Stop the whole women are good to be just 'soul sisters'. They are great lovers, to men and women, alike.

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Ria,

LOL.

I am guessing you are not married. As for the sex, K and I have a pact. We still get our share of cocks. ;)

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Sanely Insane,

Thanks for the idea. Maybe I will sell it someday. ;)

And why the Bahamas? Why not Paris? City of Love and delicious men. Makes it easier for K and I to have our share of fun as well. ;)

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Harini,

With relationships, it is important to know what is its limit. Stretching it too far because you think it is stretchable and there is scope does not work.

Every relationship is good only to a certain extent, beyond it, it gets ruined. So, one must always know the stretchable capacity, else it breaks. :)

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear akd,

My Best Friend. And this, a real conversation.

Kisses.

Pesto Sauce said...

Gals can be fun...moreso with each other. I too relate better to men

Miss Sunshine said...

:)
that was so true.. :D
Sometimes I just hate men! Those are the times I thank my stars for making girlfriends :D

rainboy said...

:O Surprising ;D hahaha

Ms.R. said...

LSL I was reminded of the times I've had that convo with my friends! Its sooo sooo true... One time I was just so tired of getting my heart broken and Pri and I've had countless such conversations. LOL. And I love that song and the latest one by Kesha. Nice light hearted postM

sulagna ™ said...

hellowwyyy darling!! been long since i read something as awesome as this one from you ??? where you been ??

you need to look at me for inspiration since i am managing his "visiting " parents(been more than a month now) my job which deals with a bald man loosing his hair and gaining frustration and traffic of Pune and blog :) ...hah!!!feels better having let off my steam..

thanks :) heee :)

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Pesto Sauce,

Bang on!

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Miss Sunshine,

I thank God for my girlfriends, day in, day out.

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Rainboy,

What is?

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Miss. R,

These are the conversations which make you better friends. They bring out the craziness deep inside.

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Sulagna,

LOL. You really can manage things better. How I wish, I could learn that! It will take eternity for me.

I find it hard to write unless I am in a flow. And now that I am, I have. :)

Kisses.

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