"What movie do you want to watch?"
"Some scary movie."
"K! I thought we grew up. Lights off. Alone at home. Scary movie. Is it still exciting?"
"Hell yes!"
Stare at her for 5 seconds and then spring up.
"Hell yeah, baby!"
Going through the three shelf DVD piles.
"Damn L! Your collection has not changed. We have been going through these movies forever. Khartoum. Lawrence of Arabia. Cleopatra. Argh. Scary!!"
"I want watch something like Chucky or Elm Street."
"Well, you do not have it."
"Fuck! I do not have scary movies, at all, ya."
"Lets watch Scream."
"Its not scary and you must have seen it."
"No."
"Everyone has seen Scream, K!"
"I know I am special. The usual never applies to me."
Her petite body lost in my T shirt does the 'usual' super star pose.
We settle on the floor, like old days.
Lots of pillows. Long. Soft. Hard. Heart shaped. All possible shapes and sizes.
A pack of Wills Navy Cut.
A cheap transparent green lighter.
A Mixer jug full to the brim with Costa Coffee-ish Cold Coffee.
A big bowl of Butter Pepper Popcorn, with extra butter.
Television Remote.
DVD Remote.
A.C. Remote.
And a sheet to cover us.
"Shit! It has Drew Barrymore."
"Yeah."
"Stupid woman! Not there! Shit... No... no..."
"K! If they do as we ask them too. There would be no scary movies."
And we spend the next 1.5 hours warning every single person running frantically trying to escape the killer. Guessing. Laughing. Fighting over the temperature of the A.C. Having Pop Corn and gulping the Coffee, which was worst than we thought it would be.
"He was the killer."
"I thought so too."
"L! You have seen the movie."
"Yeah! But you know I have terrible movie. I read the same book so many times not realizing I have read it earlier."
"Thank God for my good memory."
"Yeah right! It took you a decade to remember my right birthday."
"Oh! L..."
"Wow! Now what?"
"Behenchod The power had to go dating right now."
"Want some Chai?"
"Oh yes! That sounds great."
Sitting on the green granite with her legs folded, "L! You must have learnt how to cook now, na?"
"I knew how to make tea earlier as well, K."
"Yeah... Like you could make Tea, Maggie and that also you would not if I or Su were there."
"And jugs and jugs of Tang."
"Oh shit! Yeah!"
"You know, now those big tins of Tang are kept unused for months. It was so different some years back."
Picking our cups, we walk back towards the room.
"And only the two of us have remained with each other."
"Yeah."
"You know na, how I am, L? I would get lost and never stay in touch."
"Yes, but we have stuck around and will always do so."
"Cheers!"
"Cheers!"
Comfortable silences filling the room as we sip Tulsi tea.
"Okay! Never have I ever.... Kissed a girl."
"Never!"
"You are a Loser, L!"
"Yeah right, Lucky Bitch!"
"Your turn."
"Never have I ever worn bright colorful panties under light colored clothes to show them off."
She sipped her tea.
"We do not answer. We just sip our tea if we have."
"Damn! That way my tea will never get over."
"Ok. Never have I ever.... Wanted to have sex in public."
"Wanted? Yes."
She sipped.
"What the Fuck? Where?"
"Outside my ex's school after we went visiting it... And I have made out with this guy in my brother's girlfriend's balcony. And made out here.... there..."
The list was pretty long.
"Oh! Made out! Yeah, G and I made outside your ex's house. In his lift."
"Whoa! WTF!"
"Well, you guys were taking too long to come back home."
"L!"
"Yeah K!"
We laugh for the next five minutes rolling on the floor.
"OK. OK. Never have I ever..."
"Its my turn, K."
She offered me a cigarette.
"You know. I left, K."
"When did you start regularly?"
"Did. For some time. Now off it, completely."
"One for friendship? We have not fagged together in ages."
And she starts lighting for me after I shrugged in agreement.
"No! This time I will light for the two of us. You have always done it in the past."
"Okay."
As the first puff covers our face with smoke, I continue the game, "Never have I ever wanted to do another man in the presence of my boyfriend."
She sipped again.
"I told you my tea will never get over!"
"Never have I ever.... ever... uuummm.... ever.... done a stranger."
She sipped AGAIN!
"WTF!"
"I was stoned so we made out. And once I slept with this girl's boyfriend, who were from my college. She hates me!"
"D'uh K!"
"Fuck! I am sure something like this will happen to me as well. What goes around comes around!"
"Why? Why will this come back to you?"
"I have hurt her."
"Yeah right! Like her boyfriend hurting her was not enough."
"LOL."
"OKAY! Never have I ever...looked in a man's eyes while fantasizing about him."
And this time we both sipped. Fuck! The tea was cold now!
"Never have I ever tried anal."
We sipped.
"Have not we all?", I asked.
"What is with men and anal sex?"
"Yeah! Like the vagina is not enough."
"Did you like it?"
"To be very honest. I did not know where it was!"
"You too? Hah!"
Hi Five! And the thunderous clap brought back the Power.
"Oh! Good."
And we finished the trilogy by 6:30 a.m., guessing, laughing, screaming.
"Now, I am going to my Gym."
"Are you crazy? You will sleep on the Treadmill."
"I have not gone in like a week."
"No. Do not. Your body has not gotten rest."
"But I am fresh."
K walked towards the mirror.
"Come lets do some make up."
"Why are you like my sister?"
"Oh my God! Your sister also likes to do all of this?"
"Yeah! She too makes plans like you do about mid night make up sessions."
"Oh yeah L, remember, we decided we will do nice make up this time. Not like our first night stay when I did nice pink make up for you and you went and applied something green on your eyes."
"I was wearing green!", I cry defensively.
"If you are wearing orange baby, you do not apply orange all over your face and become all Orange."
"Oh! Lets go for a walk."
"Not when I only have my Peep Toes."
"Okay. Anyway, its been long since I slept in the morning."
And I crawl inside the bed sheet.
"No L! Make up!"
"At 7 in the morning? Are you okay?"
"Come on L! You know I have never let you sleep when we are together."
"Oh yes! Ain't no sunshine when he's gone..."
"Fuck! I kept you awake just because I wanted you to hear me sing this continuously for my crush then."
"And then you slept singing while I was still up!"
"Oh L!"
And she jumped onto the bed.
"We are travelling together this weekend. Its going to be fun."
"We have travelled earlier as well."
"Yeah! We will go shopping in the evening."
"Superb."
"Gosh! I want to have sex with G."
"You are so Monika, L."
"No! I am not even close to being a cleanliness freak."
"You are the one with a stable relationship. And I keep flipping like, Jennifer Aniston."
"No. I am Joey."
"I am always flipping."
"I want G."
"Fuck!"
I guess we had started Sleep Talking. We slept in no time.
Hugs.
Kisses.
Love 'n' Peace.
P.S. - It is only when I am terrible or ecstatic that I vanish. This time it was both. Please forgive me for not visiting your Blogs, will do so slowly and catch up. :)
Also, while I was absconding, my generous beautiful Blogger friend, The Pink Orchid, who on completing 100 posts did a complete Award Ceremony to honor her readers, bestowed upon me The Blogger Dudette Award and the This Blog is Hot Certification. Thanks allot Pink.
A Big Thank you to my dear Don't Be a Slut Blogger Friend, who handed over The Kreativ Blogger Award. It feels great when Awards come your way from your favorite Bloggers. Thank you Girls! You two made my day! Big Hug and Kisses.
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41 comments:
i was wondering where u disappeared for the past 2 weeks and never came online.. now i can see why.
gossipping, pajama parties with girlfriends,scary movies and popcorn.lol......
and gr8 revelations..... !!
Awesome :D
Felt like was there. :)
Go check my blog out, another award pending :)
oooo awards!! congratulations!!
and the post was like so real as if i was right there and a part of the whole scene...
a real cool post!
never have i ever had an emergency contraceptive pill
khekhekhekhekhekhe
i have never played make-up make-up at 7 in the morning ! but it does sound like fun !
Very interesting post.
nice dear, felt like i was watching it all... ;D
tc
congos for the awards girl :D
and btw you rock at this dialogue bit. this surely is real or else i am changin my name :D
lovely!
p.s. where you been?>
happy to cya back. all well?
ok..so now i know what girls talk abt when they are alone with their friends. Mean, you girls are.
i quickly read...mixed emotions abt reading this..mostly jealousy...tuff to find such ppl who sync up so well
guess what i was listenin to while reading your post!!
dont laugh now!
'i wanna have sex on the beach' by venga boys!
lol!
i think i m losin the charm of all that you scribbled!
that was one awesome post and all very visual as usual :D
congrats on the awards, i dunno where to place my awards now :(
nice and awesome ....
Friendship pervades all else.
interesting read..
n congratulations for the awards..
cheers :-)
Dear Murali,
LOL. Now, you know. ;)
Good info for you.
Kisses.
Dear Ki,
Thank you. :)
Kisses.
Dear Phoenix,
I guess all girls have the same conversations at their night outs. Isn't it?
Kisses.
Dear D,
Does it still hold true?
Try it if you are a make up fan. I am not, but anything with friends is fun.
Kisses.
Dear Gigi,
Thanks for the visit.
Keep dropping in.
Kisses.
Dear Rabbit,
I am glad that you were not in actuality. ;)
Kisses.
Dear AD,
Really? Thank you! :)
I am back, now.
Kisses.
Dear Sawan,
Just the usual time crunches. All well, thank you.
Kisses.
Dear T-Rex,
Come on! I am sure it must have been not just yours but every guy's fantasy to eavesdrop in an all-girls-night-conversations. :P
Kisses.
Dear Sanely Insane,
I hope you find one soon too. It is a beautiful thing to happen. :)
Kisses.
Dear Ms. R,
Thank you. Will try and do this tag, soon. :)
Kisses.
Dear AD,
As much as I may try I will have to LOL.
*Sings along* ;)
Thanks again.
Kisses.
Dear Asit,
Thanks!
Kisses.
Dear Kenneth,
Truly.
Kisses.
Dear Amal,
Hey! Thank you.
Kisses.
hehe....I loved the post. Got an insight...in girl's matters. Its great hearing it directly from the horse's mouth directly....
lmao...its one hell of a blog..
keep writing...loved all your post...
Raj
http://bharatmelange.blogspot.com
HOT .... HOT !!!! ;-)
Thanks for visiting my blog and leaving a wonderful comment. I hope you visit again. Have a great weekend.Btw,I love your blog.
m confused...like totally
Thank you for visiting my blog. Sorry it took me so long to drop by. Congrats on your awards.
"Never have I ever worn bright colorful panties under light colored clothes to show them off."
This line killed just made me LMAO...hahhaa and the part about mixing Tang in tins so funny. My friends used to call me Tang girl my mom always made Tang for me and my friends. Great post and thanks again.
Huggs
JB
Also love your blog.....
tulsi tea + cigs = ORGASMIC!
Just dropping by to say Hi!
Wow! Cud feel to be part of the conversation. You write well. Liked the narration...
wait...this is even better than women having pillow fights in their underwear when they spend nights together! I enjoyed the narration.
ehehee ..awesome ...
me and best friends also have similar talks ..ehhehee fun girlie talks and makeup at weird hours ...
ohh!! chanced upon ur blog from someplace.. glad i did!!! :)
awesome post. very interesting.
Tea + Navy cut + girltalk = AWESOME :D
Cheers,
Annie.
very good
very chirpy
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