Saturday, December 27, 2008

SLUTTY SITUATION!

I hate the 'what if you are in xyz situation. Who would you chose? How would you react?' I hate this to no extent. Firstly, you can never say how or what will you do because our reactions also depend on the circumstances that surround it. Secondly, it is the MOST SILLY way of asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to express their love for you. It just goes on to show how insecure are you about his/er love for you.

G for the past few days has been repeatedly asking me in different ways What will I do if he dies? To be honest. I am so fucking emotional when it comes to him that my tears are in a 'on your mark-get set go' position all the time. He says it. I can cry. I will not. I have an ego. And most importantly, it irritates me. Irritates me to the extent that I can get into the phone and kill him. Huh.

Finally, today I just told him. What is this fucking way of expecting me to say tons of 'I Love you too much G that I can not live with out you shit. My life will be incomplete without you. I will miss you so much that I will not let you go and live like a zinda laash', like those typical insecure lover boys. Oh Freak! And then, "There is a fundamental difference between them and me."
"?"
"A lover boy would ask - "What will you do if I die? Will you miss me?
I am asking - "What will you do when I die? How fast will you find another guy?"
"LOL."
Typical of G.
"Okay tell me. If you were not in a relationship with me and you had to get laid with either some lover boy types or me. Who would you go to?"
Arrgghh. God G!
"I am not in a relationship?"
"No. You are not."
"Mmmmmm. Depends."
"Depends? Saali Rand"
"LOL."
"Depends. Bloody here I am there as an option and she is saying 'DEPENDS'."
"Yeah. Depends on whether I am in the mood to 'make ..."
"No. Just sex."
"I do not know. Depends ya."
"Saali Randi"
LOL.
"You Rand"
"You Randi"
"You Slut."
"You Randi"
"You"
"No. You."
"You Randi L"
"No. You you you you."
"No. You you you you you you you you."
"OK Fine ya. ME."
"Yes. You Randi"
"G, now you can stop. Stop disrespecting me."
"Oh! Disrespecting."
"Yes. I will hang up."
"Yeah Right."
Silence.
More Silence.
"You know L, who is the culprit in all our stupid situational conversations and our silly You-No.You fights? It is our FREE PHONE. Right now, if it was not for the free phone, we would have spoken like, "I Love you I Love you. OK Bye. I got no balance in my phone.""
Silence.
Mind you this is keeping the phone away and controlling a fit.
"This free phone should be blamed for all. There would have been no free phone and no time to have conversations like these."
"LOL."
"Finally, she laughs."
"I have been laughing for the past five minutes."
And we keep laughing.

Love 'n' Peace.

Hugs.
Kisses.

26 comments:

Comfortably Numb said...

A lot of it should be *edited*

Cheers!!

Kenneth said...

That "G" is a real catch, hold on to him.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Comfortably Numb,

What is the point of having a blog to let your heart out, if I were to edit.

:)

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Kenneth,

Yes. I will.

Kisses.

Preetam Adwani said...

there were some funny moments but ya it was suppose to be edited a bit.

Cheers
Preetam

Comfortably Numb said...

Dear Luscious Sealed Lips,

Very true. I strongly believe that. People tell me I don't sound funny when I try to. Guess they're right.

Cheers!!

Dipti said...

nothing should be edited!!!

lol @ tu randi ru randi

we do that too sometimes...and with love it becomes Randu also lol

G for Gaandu? R for Randi???? oh!!!!

don't mind :p

*smooooooooooch*

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Preetam,

This is not a piece of writing that needs to be edited and corrected.

It is a conversation that will make me smile whenever I think of it.

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Comfortably Numb,

LOL.

Did you try this time? I guess not. ;)

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear D,

LOL. I should have thought of that one. G for Gandu. LOL.

Kisses.

Kenneth said...

Dipti, u come up with some wicked connotatoins and conclusions, promptly backed up by luscious....u 2 should behave now...I "feel" for G

ki said...

Funny and candid.
Please please don't edit this!!!

siddhu said...

ha ha...cool post yaar..
i dont kno if i can call this a romantic post-but u two make up a romantic pair for sure!!!

cheers
here is mine..do drop in
www.siddhumokkai.blogspot.com

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Kenneth,

LOL.

Please do not emotionally attach yourself to G so much. There will be allot more than Gandu that you will have to bear with, then. ;) (He is a sweetheart, by the way.)

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Ki,

Thank you.

I am not editing anything. :)

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Siddhu,

Thank you so much, love.

I will drop in.

Kisses.

Dipti said...

yeah, gandus are sweet.. we love gaands

:*

Over the top said...

Your are back and ready to kill with humour.'G' is one lucky swine !!!!!

I enjoyed it thoroughly,

God bless.

Born Vagabond said...

Luved d uncensored version...keep it going!! :)

HowYouDoin said...

Loved ur words. Don't edit. Sounded like talking.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear D,

;) Totally!

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Over the top,

Thank you.

And he really is one 'SUAR'. (I Love calling him that.)

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear Born Vagabond,

Sure I will.

Kisses.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear How you doin',

It was a real conversation.

:)

Kisses.

thesongremainsthesame said...

Seriously good. Do you have only one topic to write about though? :P

The Guy Who Just Loves Reading Creative Blogs.

Luscious Sealed Lips said...

Dear thesongremainsthesame,

There is ALLOT more to me than just sex.

Read on and you would know. :)

Kisses.

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